Blair's Dog's Egg Revolution Extreme

A silly game written back when Blair was Prime minister and Bush Jr was President.

Help Tony Blair get himself out of sh*t, or should I say get the sh*t out of him!!!

Imagine the scene, Tony has dressed up as Bush's favorite rock star (Elvis) in an attempt to impress the twat. However due to an excess of caviar. Tony has a dodgy tummy.

Oops! out slips a dog egg...

Your mission is to guide the wayward turd-pedo out of the PM's nice white suit. be warned we'll be checking the skids at the end (not in the offline version)

Jiggle and gyrate in time to the beat to ensure the brown boulder rolls safely down your leg and out of harms way, the more rhythm  you have, the less of a muddy path you'll be leaving in your trousers!

Controls:

Use the cursor keys in time with the music, you must press the keys that are shown in the arrows as they raise upwards. try to get them as close to the grey arrows as possible for less skiddage!

Music by Moped

The original online version had a unique high score table where by it would generate a png file with a drawn out skidmark in the trousers of where you missed the beat, unfortunately this isn't available in the offline version.